Wayne gretzky causes another one

so some kid woke up the other day and bill gates was standing in his doorway fglating just above the bedposts and he said hey kid you want to get some rita hayworth sluts? and the kid said yeaaaaaa because he was a creepy virgin rapist nd didnt have any sex ever so bill gates says to him make some pressure cooker beans and by beans i mean bombs hahahahaa and he was like sure.

 

so they bill gates gives him a bus pass and says those girls who love to run are ikea barren wombs you must get rid of them and yiull get sex and he said yea ok and he blew up the white girl andan 8 year old happy patriot day!

Advertisements

Wayne Gretzky causes another one

Wayne and Garth got together over the weekend and foundf that they needed to get anotgher LARPer to do some work fo  them so they called up adam lanza and saidd t him hey young fella you want to get laid? nurder these tchildren and wel get you some real rita hayworth. adams dad was too busy in his ikea office being worked into infertility paying child support to his crazy ass mom so he could do it and nobody minded

 

in the end all young men in anglish work are going to be adam laznza first you get the benzos then you get the crazies then you get the guns and wayne gretzky and bill gates wouldnt have it any other way.


hey kid do you like wearing kirkland jeans?

take this gun t the school, me and marky mark will be here with your daughter dont forget to shoot each one twice and aim for the centre mass


New Jersey teen killed after sticking head out of party bus By Khara Lewin updated 10:28 PM EDT, Mon September 3, 2012ew York (CNN) — A New Jersey teenager was killed when his head hit a highway overpass after he apparently stuck it out of a party bus near the George Washington Bridge, which connects Manhattan with New Jersey over the Hudson River. Daniel Fernandez, a 16-year-old resident of Sayreville, died Friday evening on his way to a sweet 16 party, according to Port Authority spokesman Steve Coleman. He was on the top level of a double-decker bus when he apparently stuck his head out of an emergency hatch in the roof, Coleman said. His head then struck the underside of an overpass, he said. The incident occurred after the New Jersey-bound bus departed Queens, New York — loaded with 65 teenagers — and had just crossed the George Washington Bridge. 16-year-old Daniel Fernandez, shown on his Twitter profile, lived in Sayreville, New Jersey. 16-year-old Daniel Fernandez, shown on his Twitter profile, lived in Sayreville, New Jersey. Off-duty emergency medical technician Leon Tyrone McKivor, 52, said he approached the scene to offer his assistance and escorted worried parents to a nearby police station where their children were waiting. “One individual had on a blood soaked shirt that he refused to take off until police insisted that he change,” McKivor told CNN. “A number of other individuals had blood all over them, as well.” CORRECTION An earlier version of this article incorrectly identified the person whom off-duty emergency medical technician Leon Tyrone McKivor tried to console following a fatal accident on a bus in New York City. McKivor tried to console the mother of one of the girls who was on the bus. McKivor said he tried to console the mother of one of the girls who was on the bus. “She was just crying and crying and hugging me and thanking me,” he said. The horrific scene left several party-goers stunned, according to multiple posts on social media. “Sitting here with your blood on my foot wishing this was all a bad dream,” tweeted teenage party-goer Vicky Budz. “Can’t sleep with you on my mind cause the more time goes on the more its settling in.” News of the incident spread quickly via the microblogging site Twitter, with over 500 tweets to the #staystrongdan hashtag within a few hours of the accident.

real world doesnt have the have a ncie daye club to solve all the problems in Cap d’Agde. everything gonna be stygia before long once conard Balkc and jese helsms kid giuve it the rita hayworth treatment lololol

dey tell u to move ur stuff eastward like stalin but jese helsms kid and conard Balkc hate basmati rice n anime so they gonna get the east just liek they muyrdred pier angeli give it the maradona treatment hahaha

wayne gretzky and marky mark going to have a combagtt of the thirty to decide whose gonna get your daughters so they can give them the palm psirngs weekend in college then send them to be aurora olibeiraas and IKEad in an office until they are too old to make daughters cause they wont want sons anyway.

they want to rent your daughter like Vélib by the hour and they use martin sccorsexe and ridley scott nd u havbe to pay the tva tax on girlz baby cause its nerdiglrl chameloeon have to find a darkon larp men or a kirklan djeans jon lajoie ytelling about boats to raise it cause John Galt dolminc strausser’d da social safety net

w York (CNN)— A New Jersey teenager was killed when his head hit a highway overpass after he apparently stuck it out of a party bus near the George Washington Bridge, which connects Manhattan with New Jersey over the Hudson River.

Daniel Fernandez, a 16-year-old resident of Sayreville, died Friday evening on his way to a sweet 16 party, according to Port Authority spokesman Steve Coleman.

He was on the top level of a double-decker bus when he apparently stuck his head out of an emergency hatch in the roof, Coleman said.

His head then struck the underside of an overpass, he said.

The incident occurred after the New Jersey-bound bus departed Queens, New York — loaded with 65 teenagers — and had just crossed the George Washington Bridge.

16-year-old Daniel Fernandez, shown on his Twitter profile, lived in Sayreville, New Jersey.
16-year-old Daniel Fernandez, shown on his Twitter profile, lived in Sayreville, New Jersey.

Off-duty emergency medical technician Leon Tyrone McKivor, 52, said he approached the scene to offer his assistance and escorted worried parents to a nearby police station where their children were waiting.

“One individual had on a blood soaked shirt that he refused to take off until police insisted that he change,” McKivor told CNN. “A number of other individuals had blood all over them, as well.”

CORRECTION
An earlier version of this article incorrectly identified the person whom off-duty emergency medical technician Leon Tyrone McKivor tried to console following a fatal accident on a bus in New York City. McKivor tried to console the mother of one of the girls who was on the bus.

McKivor said he tried to console the mother of one of the girls who was on the bus.

“She was just crying and crying and hugging me and thanking me,” he said.

The horrific scene left several party-goers stunned, according to multiple posts on social media.

“Sitting here with your blood on my foot wishing this was all a bad dream,” tweeted teenage party-goer Vicky Budz. “Can’t sleep with you on my mind cause the more time goes on the more its settling in.”

News of the incident spread quickly via the microblogging site Twitter, with over 500 tweets to the #staystrongdan hashtag within a few hours of the accident.


Aleppo water supply cut as Syria fighting rages

there was a documentary i saw on netflix once about how michael jacksons death was a hoax, and one of the pieces of evidence was that they took a screen capture of a search page on an online obituary website that showed 0 results for ‘michael jackson’. anyway thats basically whats happening now is what im getting at. well peace.


France shootings: Police inquiry ‘long and complex’

Reductionism 1.) The concept that complex things can be reduced to, or explained by, simpler or more fundamental things. 2.) Any explanation which seeks to oversimplify something, or to misconstrue something by stripping it of essential aspects. The title of this thread refers to meaning 1). End Times Features – Unprecedented Collective Brainwash One of the features of end times is that never before in the History of Mankind so few people fooled so many. Moments like those following the discovery of New Worlds, as small groups of soldiers (Pizarro, Cortés) destroyed civilizations (the Inca and Aztec empires) or the whole XX century, in particular the times used to manufacture and keep going for 11 years the two World Wars of the XX century… pale in comparison with end times, which started in October 1998. The DOOR – End Times Reductionism is the KEY The DOOR to understand end times conspiracies is formulating end times features as questions. The front gate is: how did so few people fooled so many?Reductionism is the KEY to end times conspiracies. I coined the concept of End Times Reductionism, which I think is the most compact form to describe what you find once you crossed the doors. Examples of End Times Reductionism – Three fundamental conspiracies Let’s illustrate it with THREE fundamental conspiracies, as planned: (1) – how was the mental pre-condition required for end times implanted in the brain of the masses? (2) – how did everyone accept the role of “innocent bystander”, the horrors of the tribulation, taken to the uttermost limit? (3) – how did those “innocent bystanders” failed to understand what’s at the end of the road, the final showdown? The DOORS The same questions, once the planning was executed: (1) – how were people fooled into believing in evolution theory? (2) – how were people fooled into believing that two planes crashed into the WTC towers, that somehow leading them to collapse, “all” of it “live” on TV? (3) – how were people fooled into refusing to see what World War III is? The Keys (1)- check the the result with the correct title – you will find the key in the second page of the discussion, post #52. Don’t check it before allowing time to think about the answer. (2) … (3) …


congratulations to cheryl crow and the olson twins

greg lemond put his plan in motio today to start the collapse of the american hero icon i welcome it first lance then micharl phelps. missy franklin doping redhead canadian extraoinarrie will be replacing your heroes soon sons so that daughters can be better faciliated to conrad black and his flying helicopter of giving her the ruby hearbreaker treatment before giving you some kirldland jeans and a dirty dishtowel for your trouble sorry dad! theres loads to be had

bradley wiggins will be destroyed soon enough so that innis can be facilitated into her role as new hero for new briatain (none exists anymore lol)

a conquered people are alowed no hjeroes so all american pale males must be relegated to cheats kiw lifes and scumbags to facilitate the hatered of their daughteers toward their fathers to make sales to marky mark and waybe grestky easy followed by transport to the nearest ikea cubuicle farm for transitio to barren wombed worker be lol